livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

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rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

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nosdrinker:

flewor:

"on accident" sounds so juvenile, it’s "by accident"

Ok but consider this: who cares

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inbox12312:

roughrimjob:

Pecans look like little vaginasimage

cannot unsee 

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preparetobemildlyentertained:

anawkwardfruit:

capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

misswho221b:

partners-in-time:

misswho221b:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

  • Bullet points

I may as well strikeout Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

oh my god the link

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covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

(Source: covocal)

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bad-w0lff:

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

Holy shit.

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deaneggsandsam:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

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