tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(Source: divascreech)

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policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

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marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

tltty:

k1mkardashian:

tltty:

how do penises even fit in pants

you have to tuck it in your butthole 

thank you

(Source: hungarian)

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classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

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